If meatballs are square, what do you call them?

Why is it called peanut butter if it doesnt contain butter? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
And why doesnt it contain butter?
If butter contained peanuts, what would you call it?
You couldnt really call it peanut butter.

When ducks fart at the dinner table, what do they say ran under their chair? [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]


If potatoes have "eyes" why is it that carrots are good for your vision?
Why arent ears of corn good for your hearing?

Do cows on diets produce skim milk? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

HMMMMMMMMMM I Wonder [img]wink.gif[/img]

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ January 20, 2006 12:57 AM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>